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Fake Tom Fight Club

Tap to fight, chug coffee to unleash specials, and put a lid on their big hits. Keep winning to build a run: the longer your streak, the more every win is worth.

How to play Fight Club

The run

  • Rip open a pack, get 3 random Toms, pick a venue and fight the computer's 3. Burn out all 3 of theirs to win.
  • Win and you go again with a new team: each fight is worth more (×1.5, then ×2). Between fights, catch 5 lids in the Lid Catch bonus round for an extra lid.
  • Your first loss ends the run. Save your score for the Today, This week, This month, This year and All-time boards.

Fighting

  • Tap anywhere on the fight screen to attack (each Tom has a short cooldown between hits).
  • Every hit fills your coffee cups. A full cup fires a special: tap the cup, then sweep the coffee cups that pop up for up to +50% power. Your cups belong to the team, so they carry over when you switch or a Tom burns out.
  • When they fire a special at you, you have a few seconds to block it with a lid (you start with 2) or take the hit. They have lids too: if they block yours, you'll see “They blocked it!”
  • When one of your Toms burns out, pick who goes in next. You can also switch Toms now and then.
  • Some venues drop items: tap the ice cream (heal), the fries (cups) or shoo the seagull before the computer gets them.

Types

Office, Party, Sport, Snack, Stealth, Glitch and Chaos: each beats the next one (and Chaos beats Office). A hit on a type you beat does ×1.5 and you'll hear Critical! or Super effective!; the wrong way round does less.

Power-ups

  • On a Roll: 8 quick hits in a row (tap again as soon as you're ready). Your hits do ×1.5 for 6 seconds.
  • Iron Lid: block 2 specials in a row and you get a lid back.
  • Double Shot: land 3 specials in a row and your cups fill ×1.5 faster for the rest of the fight.
  • Win streak: 2 wins in a row gives your next team +10% Cover, 3 starts them with half a cup, 5 adds an extra lid.

Full screen

Tap ⛶ Full screen (it turns on by itself on a phone when you hit Fight) so the page can't scroll while you play. Tap ✕ Exit full screen to leave.

Keyboard

Space / Enter
Attack (and go on in menus)
1 · 2
Fire special 1 or 2 (in menus: pick)
B · X
Block with a lid · take the hit
S
Switch Toms
G
Grab the venue item
Space (mash)
Sweep cups during your special
F · Esc
Full screen on/off · leave full screen
H or ?
This help

Fake Toms presents

Tap anywhere to attack. Taps fill your coffee cups; a full cup fires a special. Pick your pack, get 3 random Toms, and pick the venue.

Fight Club high scores